Attack of the killer pumpkins
When I recently heard that there was a pumpkin tossing festival in Denver, I couldn’t resist. They call it Punkin Chunkin. Now throwing gourds in the air might sound like a bit of frivolous fun, but it’s a seriously competitive and highly technical competition involving heavy equipment and scientific precision. There’s regional, national and international competitions and each machine has a cool name like ‘Big 10 Inch’ (the current Guinness world record holder). I saw catapults, trebuchets and gas-powered canons. The trebuchets looked the coolest, but the gas-powered cannons were the biggest tossers.
Whenever a pumpkin made a touch down, they used a truck with GPS tracking to find it and calculate the distance. The largest throw while I was there was 4400 feet or 1.34 kms! The pumpkins flew so fast that most of us coulddn’t see them. The crowd was a constant mumble of, “where is it”, and “I can’t see it”. I wasn’t able to see a single pumpkin launch, fly or land. For all I know, the whole thing could have been a charade.
The weirdest thing to me was that they were firing towards a cluster of residential houses, which were reportedly only 1 mile away. If a mile is 1.6 kms and we’re launching ballistic veggies 1.34 kms, you don’t have to be a pastry chef to realise that pumpkin pies are imminent. I could imagine kids and families playing on their happy, little suburban lawn as a pumpkin smashes through their kitchen window and splashes orange flesh up the walls in slow motion like the hallway in The Shining. Surprise kids; we’re having pumpkin pie for dinner!
It’s even on TV! – https://www.punkinchunkin.com/
Records and info on Wiki – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin_chucking
Punkin Chunkin in Aurora – https://www.auroragov.org/cms/one.aspx?pageId=2037813