Living Shrek’s life

My buddy and I recently caught a bus to upstate New York.  (Local lingo alert: “upstate” is basically anywhere that us city folk can’t point to on a map.  We’ve heard there’s other so-called “New Yorkers” up there but in a vaguely northerly direction, but probably without access to running water or the Subway).  We … Continue reading

Full metal jousting

It has been scientifically proven that, at the core of every modern man, lies the primal desire to rip meat from bones with his bare hands, challenge a scoundrel by slapping him in the face with a metal gauntlet and then unhorse him with a lance while galloping at perilous speed. I had my chance … Continue reading